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DEMYBOILOVER.

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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crowsing:

Twinkle, twinkle little star (◡‿◡✿)

Sourcing art is not that hard (ʘ‿ʘ)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
richard-sp8-jr:

blueberricakee:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

 #you see that girl sam? #the one that is sitting lazily behind her computer with one hand on her face and the other on her mouse’s scroll wheel? #I bet I could get into her panties by the end of this basketball game #dean this isn’t a race #only losers say that sammy

DAT TAG.  Holy fuck, I’m smiling like crazy now

oh my fucking lord

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero)

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god


 #HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME OH GOD WHAT DO I DO